Liar Liar

Teacher : What does your father work as, Max?

Max : He's... a LIAR.

Teacher : A LIAR? owh~ i think u mean a LAWYER?

Max : Yea... that too...

A short dialog taken from the movie, Liar Liar. ( it's a GREAT movie btw! =D )

If i were to replace Max in that dialog, it would be something like this...

Teacher : What does your mother work as, Aina?

Aina : She's... a LIAR.

Teacher : A LIAR? owh~ i think u mean a LAWYER?

Aina : Nah... i really do mean a LIAR... and a BAD one too~

Seriously~ my mom is the WORST LIAR ALIVE! for example, i SUPER DUPER hate it when she travels to Kelantan with my stepdad... (it's his hometown) because i freaking hate my stepdad! thus, my mom feels the need to LIE to me whenever she's planning to go there~ 

Mother : Mama pergi outstation tau esok~

Aina : Outstation dekat mana?

Mother : Keee....uantan~

Aina : =_=;; Kuantan ker Kelantan?

Mother : Kuantan, Kelantan... sama jer~ *buat muka innocent*

Aina : Mama buat apa dekat sana? (pura2 tak tau dia tengah tipu... =_=;;)

Mother : Ada lar~

Aina : Ada APA lar?

Mother : Mama kena bagi award dekat sana~

Aina : Award apa?

Mother : Award macam2 tu lar~ Aina plan nak buat apa esok? (tukar topic : the ultimate HINT dia tengah menipu!)

Aina : *sigh*

Aiyaaa... ada jugak mak macam ni dalam dunia~ =_=;;